February 2012
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My submission to Wyoming Monologues
cognitivedissonance:
Wyoming Monologues was a blast. Everyone’s monologue was amazing and performed wonderfully.
As promised, here’s the text of my monologue:
Going Hungry Meg Lanker-Simons
My stomach growls, but it does not distract. I’m used to it. Sometimes, I’m hungry because I don’t have enough money to buy lunch on campus. Occasionally, my hunger is intentional.
I fear eating in front...
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Fact 152
I don’t troll people. I don’t purposely piss people off on the internet. But when it does happen, it is fucking hilarious. Seeing a grown man lose his shit because I don’t like Boba Fett or because I call Ron Paul a dickhead? I think it’s funny when people have no clue how ridiculous they are.
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Why is it that the thing to do with someone who...
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